The Dvergar Frame-Smiths of the Northern Ridge

An assortment of empty picture frames in ornate gold and white styles, scattered on a dark blue and green mottled rug.

Terrestrial Coordinates (Location):

The Dvergar reside in a sprawling, subterranean enclave tucked deep beneath the iron-rich bedrock of the Sawtooth Mountains, along the northern, craggy shores of Lake Superior. To human hikers and mapmakers, this area is simply a beautiful, rugged landscape. To the magical community, it is known as the Northern Ridge—a deafeningly loud, geothermal hub of master alchemy and the meticulous casting of highly durable resins. The Dvergar rarely come to the surface, preferring the heat of their magma-warmed mixing vats and the company of their incredibly complex filing systems.

The Craftsmanship (Durable Resin):

While their ancestors may have favored iron or wood, the modern Dvergar Frame-Smiths consider themselves progressive artisans. They synthesize subterranean saps and alchemical polymers in their massive, pressurized cauldrons. The result is an incredibly sturdy, weatherproof resin—a material they proudly tout as far superior to mortal plastics, capable of withstanding both harsh terrestrial elements and the occasional misplaced hex. P specifically chooses them because this heavy-duty resin ensures her masterpieces will survive wherever our trusted humans choose to install them.

Logistical Conveyance (Shipping Method):

Despite their modern materials, the Dvergar absolutely refuse to use the human postal service, which they consider "laughably fragile" and "lacking in proper infrastructural integrity."

Instead, they ship their bulk resin orders via the Subterranean Geothermal Pneumatic Transit System.

When a frame order is cured and complete, the Dvergar pack them into unnecessarily heavy, runic-carved lead lockboxes. These boxes are loaded into a series of ancient, brass-lined tunnels that run beneath the earth's crust. Utilizing a pressurized burst of geothermal steam, the heavy crates are shot through the bedrock at alarming speeds.

For the P. Pleasant Atelier, a Dvergar delivery means that at precisely 3:33 AM, the stone floor of the Upright Burrow’s lowest basement will violently rumble, followed by a deafening CLANG as a soot-covered lead crate is forcefully ejected from a hidden brass chute in the wall. It is a highly efficient shipping method, though it does require me to spend the following morning dusting the entire studio and pacifying the startled house-creatures downstairs. It also requires three distinct counter-spells and a specialized crowbar just to open the box.